1. All cats are born with innate ninja abilities.
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2. They are the sneakiest of thieves, with no remorse.
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3. Felines are experts at hiding from you - well, sort of.
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4. Unbeknownst to many, cats can become liquid.
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5. They can morph into entirely new creatures whenever they feel like it.
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6. Cats can (and will) fit into any box, anywhere.
7. To cats, gravity means nothing.
8. They don't need to abide by your napping rules.
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9. Maybe they can even see through walls?
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10. Doors cannot contain them, because cats are masters of escape.
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11. They can earn respect from creatures twice their size.
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12. When needed, cats can bend the laws of physics to their own will.
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13. Most important, cats are effortlessly cooler than pretty much everyone.
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